Sunday, December 29, 2013

sh*t my toddler says...

after pouring sand all over his bedroom floor, while he was suppose to be sleeping
"Sorry mommy I was just playin"

Derek singing
"Daddy what you doin?"

getting jake after his nap
"Jakey! How you doin?"

"smack eeee butt"
after he sees daddy smack my butt

3:30 in the morning
"Daddy I'm hummy" (hungry) 

Owen wanting Derek or I to hold him 
"I'm heavy"

in DQ while Derek is in the bathroom (semi-shouting) "Daddy pee!"
as we are walking out of DQ
"Daddy pooped!"

Age three is worse than two, but boy is he getting funny :) 

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