after pouring sand all over his bedroom floor, while he was suppose to be sleeping
"Sorry mommy I was just playin"
"Daddy what you doin?"
getting jake after his nap
"Jakey! How you doin?"
"smack eeee butt"
after he sees daddy smack my butt
3:30 in the morning
"Daddy I'm hummy" (hungry)
Owen wanting Derek or I to hold him
in DQ while Derek is in the bathroom (semi-shouting) "Daddy pee!"
as we are walking out of DQ
Age three is worse than two, but boy is he getting funny :)